Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)
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Delmar
Solar Wizard
But they can run a lab test.
svetz
Works in theory! Practice? That's something else
They're not alone! Mice can run a lab test, and cats can chase mice ... so cats can too ... say, who moved the cheese? ; -)
Delmar
Solar Wizard
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
Shouldn't the capital of Hungary be starving ?
Or maybe Famished?
Or maybe Famished?
wattmatters
Solar Wizard
It was established by a FEDeration of tribes in the 800s.
Maybe it had a sister country thirsty?
Got an email explaining how to read maps backwards....
I think it's a spam.
curiouscarbon
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Delmar
Solar Wizard
I was having ear problems so I went to the doctor. They said they would get back to me with the test results…
But I have not heard anything since then.
Hell, that’s not a joke, it is reality..
Delmar
Solar Wizard
I was really nervous about going out with this vegan girl.
Because I never dated herbivore.
Delmar
Solar Wizard
I just invented a thought controlled air freshener. First it seemed like a bad idea, but it makes scents when you think about it.
Sonne
Solar Addict
When the covid-19 pandemic hit and we were all panic buying toilet rolls, in Germany it was cheese and sausages which were flying off the shelves…
It seems the Germans were preparing for the wurst kase scenario!
It seems the Germans were preparing for the wurst kase scenario!
sunshine_eggo
Victron's little biatch
16 Sodium and Batman walk into a bar. The bartender sees them and yells...
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BAAATMAAAAN!
sunshine_eggo
Victron's little biatch
One time I asked a girl on a date. She said she would never go out with a guy who had a face like "the back of a boat".
I didn't say a thing. I just gave her a stern look.
sunshine_eggo
Victron's little biatch
My neighbor with the big boobs keeps walking around the backyard topless.
I wish his wife would do the same.
sunshine_eggo
Victron's little biatch
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The cashier says, "You must be single." The man answered, “Wow, how did you know that?”
The cashier replied, “Because you’re ugly.”
Bones and Kirk are wondering the streets of old san fran...
They come to a large structure, Bones looks at Kirk and says i guess we should work out...
They come to a large structure, Bones looks at Kirk and says i guess we should work out...
SIGN ON BUILDING READ...
DAMMIT GYM
DAMMIT GYM
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So what's next in censorship, Santa can't say Ho, Ho, Ho cuz it is offensive to your mom.
Just sayin cuz Sant's a daddy to ya know!
Just sayin cuz Sant's a daddy to ya know!
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