Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[MrNatural22]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

 

[MrNatural22]

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

 

[MrNatural22]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

 

[MrNatural22]

OK I'm done LOL

BA DUM TSSSS.....

 

[Supervstech]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Spoiler

Thats cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

 

[HRTKD]

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Spoiler

It got stuck in a crack.

 

[Paul_R]

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he want's any help with his luggage. No thanks he says, I'm traveling light.

 

[wiseacre]

 

[svetz]

I'm afraid for the calendar.

Spoiler

Its days are numbered.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

While at the grocery store, be careful not to knock over the cabbage display...

Spoiler

Heads will roll

 

[sunshine_eggo]

What do you call two octopuses who look the sam

Spoiler

Itentacle.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

 

[Geokilroy]

What about the watermelon?

 

[Geokilroy]

No matter where you go, there you are

You're never lost if you don't care where you are!!!

 

[svetz]

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said.

Spoiler

"I never knew my real ladder.”

Which days are the strongest?

Spoiler

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

 

[svetz]

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

Spoiler

A barberqueue.

 

[wiseacre]

I like to tell dad jokes

Spoiler

Does he laugh?

 

[HRTKD]

Some people believe in only 12.5% of the Bible.

Spoiler

We call them Eighth-eists.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

 

[sunshine_eggo]

Why did the blacksmith go to jail?

Spoiler

For forgery