sunshine_eggo Happy Breffast! Joined Oct 26, 2021 Messages 15,792 Location HBR, USA (6500' in ENE AZ) Aug 10, 2022 #221 Please don't make any more jokes about unemployment. Spoiler They just don't work
wattmatters Solar Wizard Joined Apr 16, 2021 Messages 3,748 Location NSW, Australia Aug 10, 2022 #222 What do you call a cat from New Zealand? Spoiler A meowrie
sunshine_eggo Happy Breffast! Joined Oct 26, 2021 Messages 15,792 Location HBR, USA (6500' in ENE AZ) Aug 12, 2022 #223 Why are city-dwelling gnomes very good at keeping time? Spoiler Because they are metro gnomes
svetz Works in theory! Practice? That's something else Joined Sep 20, 2019 Messages 7,274 Location Key Largo Aug 13, 2022 #224 What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Spoiler Brrrroooom, brrroooom
svetz Works in theory! Practice? That's something else Joined Sep 20, 2019 Messages 7,274 Location Key Largo Aug 27, 2022 #225 Gotta light? How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner. How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Spoiler One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him. How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Gotta light? How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner. How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Spoiler One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him. How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? Spoiler One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
sunshine_eggo Happy Breffast! Joined Oct 26, 2021 Messages 15,792 Location HBR, USA (6500' in ENE AZ) Aug 27, 2022 #226 Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other? Spoiler They were Inca hoots
Why did the Aztec owl not know what the other two owls were saying to each other? Spoiler They were Inca hoots
sunshine_eggo Happy Breffast! Joined Oct 26, 2021 Messages 15,792 Location HBR, USA (6500' in ENE AZ) Aug 27, 2022 #227 I don't like math puns... Spoiler But I will make one if I half two.
OffGridInTheCity Solar Wizard Joined May 23, 2021 Messages 1,765 Location Southern Oregon Aug 27, 2022 #228 Why do you have to watch what you say around cracked eggs? Spoiler They can't take a yoke!
sunshine_eggo Happy Breffast! Joined Oct 26, 2021 Messages 15,792 Location HBR, USA (6500' in ENE AZ) Sep 12, 2022 #229 I lost three fingers on my right hand, so I asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, Spoiler “Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
I lost three fingers on my right hand, so I asked my doctor if I would still be able to write with it. He said, Spoiler “Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.”
sunshine_eggo Happy Breffast! Joined Oct 26, 2021 Messages 15,792 Location HBR, USA (6500' in ENE AZ) Sep 12, 2022 #230 I saw a snake that measured out to be 3.14 meters long. Spoiler Pretty sure it was a pie-thon!
sunshine_eggo Happy Breffast! Joined Oct 26, 2021 Messages 15,792 Location HBR, USA (6500' in ENE AZ) Sep 12, 2022 #231 I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts The Cranberries and Eminem Spoiler I call it my Trail mix. Last edited: Sep 25, 2022
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts The Cranberries and Eminem Spoiler I call it my Trail mix.
Delmar Solar Addict Joined Dec 9, 2019 Messages 829 Location Lake Conroe Texas Sep 25, 2022 #232 The salesman at the furniture store told me “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” Spoiler Then it occurred to me, I don’t know 5 people without any problems.
The salesman at the furniture store told me “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.” Spoiler Then it occurred to me, I don’t know 5 people without any problems.
Rednecktek Solar Wizard Joined Sep 8, 2021 Messages 5,496 Location On a boat usually. Sep 25, 2022 #233 Two silkworms were in a race.. It ended in a tie.
R Rocksnsalt Solar Enthusiast Joined Dec 28, 2020 Messages 582 Location SoCal Sep 25, 2022 #234 Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock. Yeah, I had a sinking feeling about telling that one…
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock. Yeah, I had a sinking feeling about telling that one…
HRTKD Boondocker Staff member Moderator Joined Apr 24, 2020 Messages 9,963 Location Somewhere South of Denver Sep 26, 2022 #236 Tough crowd.
R Rocksnsalt Solar Enthusiast Joined Dec 28, 2020 Messages 582 Location SoCal Sep 27, 2022 #237 Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It’s all over town! ? Last edited: Sep 27, 2022
R Rocksnsalt Solar Enthusiast Joined Dec 28, 2020 Messages 582 Location SoCal Sep 27, 2022 #238 Tell you a joke about sodium? Na. C’mon man don’t be salty Last edited: Sep 27, 2022
R Rocksnsalt Solar Enthusiast Joined Dec 28, 2020 Messages 582 Location SoCal Sep 27, 2022 #239 They say you’ll never go hungry at the beach. Because of the sand which is everywhere.
R Rocksnsalt Solar Enthusiast Joined Dec 28, 2020 Messages 582 Location SoCal Sep 27, 2022 #240 What’s big and gray, and doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.