Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Tulex]

That suitcase isnt better than sliced bread...

Yeah, but it might be the best thing SINCE sliced bread.

 

[G00SE]

Some of these may not fit the premise of the thread. If not, my condolences

I had some humor I needed to offload to yall

 

[Supervstech]

I am working in a bakery at the moment, and cant wait to see what the owner has to say...

 

[Supervstech]

Some of these may not fit the premise of the thread. If not, my condolences

I had some humor I needed to offload to yall

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Ok... how fast is this guy steering?

 

[G00SE]

Ok... how fast is this guy steering?

Car no longer pulls to the left

 

[JJJJ]

Then there was the one car I owned that pulled to the right every time I passed a gas station.

 

[justgary]

I am more pleased by the punny responses than my post!

All I saw was a bunch of crusty jokes.

 

[justgary]

And to be honest, the yeast they could do is leaven the situation with better jokes.

 

[Delmar]

And to be honest, the yeast they could do is leaven the situation with better jokes.

Agreed, it's turning into a real pita.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

DAYUM!

 

[justgary]

Agreed, it's turning into a real pita.

I think I'll keep that joke in my pocket!

 

[justgary]

We really knead a better topic....

 

[Supervstech]

We really knead a better topic....

Someone will rise to the occasion...
Knot me of course...

 

[wattmatters]

Talk about some crumby humour.

 

[wattmatters]

I am working in a bakery at the moment

Are you on a flourly wage? Now remember, no loafin around.

 

[wattmatters]

Agreed, it's turning into a real pita.

I'll have naan of that, thanks.

 

[wattmatters]

I have lots more but won't. It's on a knead to know basis.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

 

[Supervstech]

We might have to resort to barbary to end this run o puns...

 

[murmeister]

Isn't there a punatentiary on the Barbary Toast?

 

[HRTKD]

Some of these may not fit the premise of the thread. If not, my condolences

I had some humor I needed to offload to yall
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Those of us with solid front axles understand this. Instead of a speed range, my warning would be more like, "Don't hit that damn expansion joint!"

 

[G00SE]

Those of us with solid front axles understand this. Instead of a speed range, my warning would be more like, "Don't hit that damn expansion joint!"

It unfortunately caused me to sell my Ford. Was terrifying the first time it happened and I was hauling my tractor down a mtn.
I’ve since learned that it seems fairly reasonable to “fix” but now I just stick to my IFS rigs lol

 

[HRTKD]

It unfortunately caused me to sell my Ford. Was terrifying the first time it happened and I was hauling my tractor down a mtn.
I’ve since learned that it seems fairly reasonable to “fix” but now I just stick to my IFS rigs lol

Death Wobble was a new term to me when I bought my F-350. I've had it three times since 2017. The first time was my fault. I didn't put enough force on the WDH, which allowed too much weight to be removed from the front axle and I hit a very rough expansion joint. The second time was also my fault. I dialed down the Rancho shocks for a better ride while not towing and hit something. The third time, the steering stabilizer was shot and Ford replaced it under a customer service campaign. When (not if) it happens again I'll take it to the local aftermarket truck repair center and have them go at it. I would do it myself but there's a nut that requires 450 lb/ft and my torque wrench goes up only to 300 lb/ft.

 

[42OhmsPA]

. I would do it myself but there's a nut that requires 450 lb/ft and my torque wrench goes up only to 300 lb/ft.

I see this as excellent justification to buy more tools.

 

[HRTKD]

I see this as excellent justification to buy more tools.

Normally, I would agree with you. My brother is a Snap-On dealer, so I get a decent discount. But I just don't want to spend the money right now since I recently bought $600 of tools from him. The other factor is that while I'm a decent mechanic, I have zero experience dealing with steering components.