Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Supervstech]

A rabbi asks a group of trids where they all go for kicks.
They hem and haw, murmuring to each other, finally one trid comes up and calmly explains…

Silly rabbi, kicks are for trids.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.

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He asked "me how?"

 

[Supervstech]

I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English.

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He asked "me how?"

Did he already know Chinese?

 

[Aussie]

"me how" - meeoow

 

[STW]

ButtCheeks… is that one word or do you need to spread them apart?

 

[Supervstech]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

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when it’s apparent

 

[svetz]

I only seem to get sick on weekdays.

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I must have a weekend immune system.

 

[svetz]

What's a wind turbine's favorite color?

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[svetz]

Like wind energy?

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[Delmar]

I want to be a billionaire just like my father.

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He wanted to be a billionaire too.

 

[wattmatters]

My mate David has his ID stolen.

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So now we have to call him Dav.

 

[svetz]

What kind of music do Wind Turbines like?

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[Supervstech]

What kind of music do Wind Turbines like?

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But… the fans are fiberglass…

 

[HRTKD]

But… the fans are fiberglass…

Maybe they identify as metal?

 

[HRTKD]

What did the German Torturer say to the Grandfather clock?

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Ve have vays of making you tock.

 

[curiouscarbon]

What did the German Torturer say to the Grandfather clock?

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Ve have vays of making you tock.

thanks for chiming in...

 

[Supervstech]

What did the German Torturer say to the Grandfather clock?

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Ve have vays of making you tock.

That’s coo coo…

 

[Delmar]

What did the Grandfather clock say to the German Torturer?

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Beats me.

 

[wattmatters]

thanks for chiming in...

I don't have time for this

 

[wiseacre]

How is reading this thread like lifting a 100 lb. sack of cracked corn?

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They both make me groan