Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Daddy Tanuki]

You crazy!

Fixed.

the idea is that you never leave without it in your pocket...

 

[Rednecktek]

Ouch!!!

 

[Hog On Ice]

 

[42OhmsPA]

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Might be pretty dang tasty if done right.

 

[Delmar]

The gap between rungs on a ladder has increased because people have become taller.

This is officially known as climb it change.

 

[Hog On Ice]

The gap between rungs on a ladder has increased because people have become taller.

This is officially known as climb it change.

Could be something of a let down .

 

[Hog On Ice]

 

[wattmatters]

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It was a national sport for a brief time in Australia:

Following a visit by our then Prime Minister to an onion farm:

 

[TenagaSurya]

It was a national sport for a brief time in Australia:

Wait till they see the budgie smugglers

 

[678Dave]

What is a four letter word that can be found at the start of questions.

 

[Tulex]

What is a four letter word that can be found at the start of questions.

Yes it is.

 

[Hog On Ice]

 

[Delmar]

This one took me a while. The hair finally tipped me off.

 

[Hog On Ice]

Don't forget , Diarrhea Awareness Week starts next Monday .
Runs all week .

 

[wattmatters]

That reminds me of this one...

What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler

A stick.

 

[wattmatters]

In the same vein...

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Spoiler

A carrot

 

[42OhmsPA]

My Mom is Welsh and my Dad is Hungarian; I'm well hung.

 

[Delmar]

I am ready for the trick or treaters

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

I am ready for the trick or treaters

dude hide inside that thing, and change the sign to "free just push button". when they push button you stuff candy in from rear, when they reach for it you kill the lights and grab their hand.... they will use all of the TP cleaning themselves up so nothing left for them to toss at your house.

 

[Hog On Ice]

 

[Hog On Ice]

 

[Delmar]

I attempted to start a national no-bra day. It was a flop.

 

[Hog On Ice]

I attempted to start a national no-bra day. It was a flop.

Well , hang in there anyway .

At least you didn't do as bad as William Shatner and his line of lingerie .
In retrospect , Shatner Panties was a poor choice of a brand name .

 

[Recovering EE]

Well , hang in there anyway .

At least you didn't do as bad as William Shatner and his line of lingerie .
In retrospect , Shatner Panties was a poor choice of a brand name .

Took me a second...

 

[wattmatters]

Just read a lab report from scientists who'd grown human vocal cords in a petri dish.
But the report contained no data...

Spoiler

The results just speak for themselves.