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Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)
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Delmar
Solar Wizard
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She was so happy she gave me a hug.
She was so happy she gave me a hug.
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wattmatters
Solar Wizard
What do you call a woman who can catch lots of fish quickly?
Annette
sunshine_eggo
Victron's little biatch
Today's prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Delmar
Solar Wizard
That's because the teacher was out drinking.
He heard alcohol could double his vision.
Delmar
Solar Wizard
Looks like he is brakedancing.
I dont know... at his age, i expect the leaking is pretty constant, i doubt he can stop...
Then again...
Hammer time.
Delmar
Solar Wizard
The wife was furious at me for kicking an ice cube under the refrigerator.
But now it's just water under the fridge.
sunshine_eggo
Victron's little biatch
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
CommandoJoe
New Member
Q: Where do bad rainbows go?
A: To prism.
It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
A: To prism.
It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.
CommandoJoe
New Member
The internet wasn't great at the farmhouse, so I moved the router to the barn....
The connection is now stable.
The connection is now stable.
CommandoJoe
New Member
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionize”
Ask them to pronounce "unionize”
Lavarock7
New Member
I am not a Dad but I have used this one with good success.
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"
Of course the correct answer is "Pilgrims"
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What is an asnwer?
Lavarock7
New Member
I have corrected my mispelling but I believe that an asnwer is a whiticism made by Ed Asner from the Mary Tyler Moore program? I know, even that spelling is wrong.
I am a farmer and have to prune my trees so I bought a lopper and I call her Cindy. Cindy Lopper! (sp)
Hey, if I'm crazy, see what happens when you ask Alexa "What is the difference between a duck?" Then ask Google and CharGPT the same. I don't know about Siri. Does ANYONE really know about Siri?
Asnwer it even sounds funny!
littleharbor2
Solar Wizard
One swims in water, and one walks on land. That's what my Alexa says
Siri compares it to a goose
“ A goose, by definition, is a larger bird and often has a longer neck and more tapered bill. Ducks, in comparison, are generally smaller and possess a more compact body with a broader bill suitable for sifting through water for food.”
CommandoJoe
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robbob2112
Doing more research, mosty harmless
Ken Morgan
Hedges
I See Electromagnetic Fields!
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Absolutely
Lavarock7
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Low Fat? Wasn't that Steve McGarrett's nemisis in the original Hawaii 50?
Why do people wear shamrocks on Saint Patrick's Day?
Because real rocks are too heavy
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