Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[justgary]

Price of soap keeps going up, think I'm going to give it up altogether. Time to make a clean break.

That joke worked me to a lather.

 

[HRTKD]

 

[Supervstech]

I count at least 4 women pregnant in that picture... imagine the hormones in that place...

 

[Lavarock7]

I count at least 4 women pregnant in that picture... imagine the hormones in that place...

Do you know how to make a hormone?

Spoiler

Don't pay her

 

[SeaGal]

 

[Tulex]

Do you know how to make a hormone?

Spoiler

Don't pay her

"Tip" her.....

 

[Supervstech]

Do you know how to make a hormone?

Spoiler

Don't pay her

Paint her house

 

[HRTKD]

 

[JoeHam]

"Tip" her.....

What did the leper say to the whore ?

Spoiler

Keep the tip

 

[Delmar]

Do you know how to make a hormone?

Spoiler

Don't pay her

Did you hear about the whore that had her appendix taken out?

Spoiler

Now she does business on the side.

 

[CommandoJoe]

I once made an air freshener that can read your mind.

It makes scents when you think about it...

 

[Supervstech]

I once made an air freshener that can read your mind.

It makes scents when you think about it...

I wonder if if can alter the odors to the thoughts... bathrooms would be safer...

 

[robbob2112]

Do you know what the second hand one a clock said to the hour hand on the way past?
see you in a minute

 

[Supervstech]

Do you know what the second hand one a clock said to the hour hand on the way past?
see you in a minute

Wow, that must get repetitive...

 

[wattmatters]

Takes longer than a minute to go past again since the hour hand will have moved on. 60.08333333... seconds

 

[Tulex]

Takes longer than a minute to go past again since the hour hand will have moved on. 60.08333333... seconds

There's one in every group.......

 

[SeaGal]

There's one in every group

LOL.. two nerds here actually The nerd in me would suggest that unless the second hand was extremely short-sighted it would be able to see the hour hand all the time

(Edited for clarity)

 

[Delmar]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Hedges]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

The vodka was good, but the meat was rotten.

 

[Supervstech]

The vodka was good, but the meat was rotten.

He who laughs last needs the joke explained.

 

[HRTKD]

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

hey if a joke is a little racy is it Ok in this section or not? seen a couple but not sure.

 

[Tulex]

I think there is a separate thread for that.

Here

 

[Supervstech]

hey if a joke is a little racy is it Ok in this section or not? seen a couple but not sure.

If it is a dad joke it goes here

If not, it gets its own thread

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

whats the difference between woody from toy story and a priest?

Woody goes limp when a child enters the room.