Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Daddy Tanuki]

what do you call an female indian hitchhiker?

miss singh Miss Singh where are you?

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

what would the Jetsons be called if they were Black?

The Jetsons you racist!

 

[AmpD]

I though about being a well driller. It was boring

 

[robbob2112]

Why did the wrench go to therapy?

It had too many twists and turns in its past.


Why did the electrician break up with his girlfriend?
Because she couldn’t conduct herself properly

 

[Ivelostmytailagain]

So this termite walks into the bar and asks, “where is the bar tender?”

 

[sunshine_eggo]

So this termite walks into the bar and asks, “where is the bar tender?”

took me a few read-throughs...

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

took me a few read-throughs...

me too got it after the third or fourth WTF went through my addled brain.

 

[Lavarock7]

me too got it after the third or fourth WTF went through my addled brain.

I got it instantly. Then again I have termites!

 

[Delmar]

Why did the electrician break up with his girlfriend?
Because she couldn’t conduct herself properly

I heard she was really negative, and short with people.

 

[SeaGal]

There were no sparks between them & she didn't like his ohm.

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

There were no sparks between them & she didn't like his ohm.

maybe it was the size of the fuse?

 

[SeaGal]

 

[Tulex]

Guys, this is "Dad Jokes"

(could have been a quick blow fuse)

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

Guys, this is "Dad Jokes"

(could have been a quick blow fuse)

if he pops his fuse to early then its not compatible... what are you thinking?

 

[Delmar]

if he pops his fuse to early then its not compatible... what are you thinking?

Needs a slow blow fuse.

 

[Tulex]

if he pops his fuse to early then its not compatible... what are you thinking?

Maybe my text wasn't dark enough.....

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

Maybe my text wasn't dark enough.....

strange but several other members have replied in the same vein as well as the person who started the slightly off color Dad joke and the only person you come after is me...

............. rest of us live a normal life.

 

[Tulex]

It was a joke, that's why the light text on the bottom.

 

[Tulex]

Guys, this is "Dad Jokes"

(could have been a quick blow fuse)

 

[timselectric]

It was a joke, that's why the light text on the bottom.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.

 

[Tulex]

I can't speak for anyone else, but I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out.

Yeah, the light text was supposed to be like a whisper. Sometimes I make me laugh (and only me)

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

It was a joke, that's why the light text on the bottom.

you using dark screen i guess? i use the normal white screen and the lighter fonts do not show at all, my apologies.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

you using dark screen i guess? i use the normal white screen and the lighter fonts do not show at all, my apologies.

Figures you'd use the white screen.

I'M FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!

 

[Tulex]

you using dark screen i guess? i use the normal white screen and the lighter fonts do not show at all, my apologies.

No, white screen here too. The text is just ridiculously too light if you don't now it's there.

 

[timselectric]

Light mode here, too.
Dark mode gives me a headache.