Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

Supervstech

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Just now, my helper was taking out an evaporator coil and he used a vibrant saw to cut the lines we were reusing free...
I chastised him, explaining that the tool he chose sends billions of bits of copper and dirt into the lines.
Fortunately, the lines has plenty of slack and I cut out the first few feet properly, and rerouted.
I then said...
Remember... with a/C lines, debris is bad...


I then said ...
Unfortunately that's all we have for the party... the guests will be upset.
 

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Just now, my helper was taking out an evaporator coil and he used a vibrant saw to cut the lines we were reusing free...
I chastised him, explaining that the tool he chose sends billions of bits of copper and dirt into the lines.
Fortunately, the lines has plenty of slack and I cut out the first few feet properly, and rerouted.
I then said...
Remember... with a/C lines, debris is bad...


I then said ...
Unfortunately that's all we have for the party... the guests will be upset.

It's a good thing you have a day job.
rotfl.gif
 

svetz

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caught my son chewing on electrical wires, so I grounded him. He is doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Is this the kid in the jumpstart program? (this could be a whole thread of jokes all on its own)
 

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The wife has her own opinions on his punishment, of course she blames me for the situation…

I’m always encouraging him to make a strong power play
 

Hedges

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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

But it ain't "Woke".
I think a traditional chalkboard would be better, avoid some of the accusations which have been leveled.

(If you aren't in a place like California where the latest methods for teaching math are proposed, you won't get it.)
 
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