I would like to do the same. Do you have any lithium batteries in your house? Laptops, phones, cameras, watches,
pacemakers, meat thermometer, heart rate monitors, bike computers, 18650 flashlights, power tools, electric toothbrush, electric razor, range finder, laser printer, a couple remotes, ... i'm counting easily over 40 just for these innocuous things in my house!
I'm guessing you have a LOT of lithium batteries in your house.
Th difference is all of those are small and portable and professionally engineered. If they start smoking it's something in theory you could hold at arms length and throw outside.