I urgently need my Congress person to understand how I feel about an issue

[svetz]

Your congress persons can be found here: https://www.govtrack.us/congress/members

This humor thread will be a bit of challenge for some ... try not to get yourself banned by calling out any individuals/parties, please just keep it fun. ProTip: On a slow news day, hire 20 people to protest (you'll need a permit). Have them bring a window, a metal trashcan, and yesterday's news from the local bigbox. Have them march in a circle, break the window, set fire to the ad in the trashcan (some counties may require a fire permit for this). This way the press can report they counted hundreds of protesters march by, breaking windows, and setting fire to things... It's sure to get national attention!

 

[HRTKD]

Most reported protests are a setup. I personally witnessed a "protest" that started only when the reporter told them it was time to start. Of course, this was on a university campus.