ROFL
Man do I hate China. And Will is right, we are stupid that we don't compete against that bullcrap and get back to making our own products.
Either way, every time I have an alternative, I will buy US / German / etc made. Even if I pay triple the price. Just to generate some demand and encourage none Chinese companies to get back on their feet.
I'd remove the stones, take a dump into the case, and ship it back.