WYtreasure
It's not happy hour, I'm just like this.
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane,
the stranger says “Let’s talk flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” said Little Johnny. “But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. A deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a patty, and a horse poops clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
“Jeez, I have no idea.” said the stranger.
“Well, then,” said Little Johnny,
the stranger says “Let’s talk flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, “What would you like to discuss?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?”
“OK,” said Little Johnny. “But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. A deer excretes little pellets, a cow turns out a patty, and a horse poops clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
“Jeez, I have no idea.” said the stranger.
“Well, then,” said Little Johnny,
“How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know shit?”
