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Mom Jokes -- Equal time for clever DIY moms!

Thanks for the Mom Jokes. My sister has five kids from 13 down to 1 (today in fact!), so she needs all the humor she can get. I've been sending her selections from the Dad Jokes thread that she can share with the kids on the way to school. Some mom-specific humor is great!
 
A mother calls her pre-menstrual daughter in to have “The Big Talk” about the birds and the bees....

Mom: "I think it’s time we finally talked about … SEX !! "

Daughter: Sure , mom … waddaya wanna know ??
 
Girl at school talking to her best friend: "Yesterday I overheard my aunt tell her husband 'don't tell mom', apparently it's a life-long thing."

Mom to daughter: Sweetheart, sometimes mommy's alone time is for your safety.

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A man went to the store with his 3-year-old daughter in tow. Since he was just there to grab some essentials like milk and bread, he opted to save some time by not pushing a cart around the store.

"That's not the way Mommy does it," his daughter informed him.

"I know, dear, but Daddy's way is OK, too," he replied.

Leaving the store in the rain and without a cart, he carried the bag of groceries, his daughter, and the milk quickly to the car. Not wanting to set anything down on the wet ground, he set the jug of milk on top of the car, efficiently whisked open the car door with his now free hand, scooted the groceries in and set his daughter into the car seat in one swift motion. Then he hopped in himself.

"That's not the way Mommy does it," his daughter informed him again.

"Honey, there's more than one way to do things," he replied patiently. "Daddy's way is OK, too."

As they pulled out and headed down the street, he became aware of the scraping sound on the roof as the jug of milk slid down the length of the rooftop, bounced off the trunk of the car and splattered to the ground, sending a froth of white milk in every direction.

In the millisecond he took to process his mistake, his young daughter looked at him, and in a most serious voice said, "That's NOT the way Mommy does it."
 
Ever heard of a job that requires no experience, gives no training, pays nothing, and you can’t quit? Oh, and people’s lives are on the line and congress won't do anything about it.
That’s motherhood.
 

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