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PRAYER FOR BOB

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PRAYER FOR BOB
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers……….Brenda stood and walked to the podium.
She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Bob, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain poor Bob must have experienced.
“Bob was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Bob’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”
Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Bob.
“Now,” she announced in a quavering voice, “thank the Lord, Bob is out of the hospital, and the doctors say that, with time, his scrotum should recover completely.”
All the men sighed with relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Bob”
The entire congregation held its breath!
“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”
 
I'm sorry you had to go through that embarrassing event, Bob. ?
 
I had a sneaking suspicion there was a punchline out in the open.
Awesome joke Bob. You win the funnie of the day award!!!
 
So if Bob's daughter had shown a picture of the repairs, would the parishioners have leaned LEFT, RIGHT or just looked down at their feet?
 
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