Grilled Turkey
I remember the time I was a passenger in a Dodge Ram (a ride home from work). A flock of about 30 turkeys had started to cross a dirt road as we approached. Not being the brightest bulb in the circuit he accelerated I would guess to 60mph. The truck didn't dodge but it sure did ram.
He put 5 birds in the box and left the one stuck in the grill to marinate in the antifreeze until he got home