This is my solar panel

[Bluedog225]

This is my solar panel. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My solar panel is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my solar panel is useless. Without my solar panel, I am useless. I must mount my solar panel true. I must point it straight at the sun.

My solar panel and I know that what counts in this war is not the volts or the amps, the noise of my detractors, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the watts that count. We will make watts.

My solar panel is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its VOC and lsc. I will keep my solar panel clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My solar panel and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but clouds.


With apologies to Major General Rupertus.

 

[SeaGal]

My solar panel is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life.

Oh!... and there was me thinking you were an Alsatian

 

[Bluedog225]

Now ya see, that’s the type of comment that’s going to have to be moderated.

 

[Subdood]

nor the smoke we make.

Hopefully not the magic white smoke..

 

[Bluedog225]

I’m going to hook it up to the 345 kV 750 mm2 transmission line at the back of my house.

Electrons are electrons. Should be fine.

Of course, I’ll have the appropriate fuse.