Steady, it's just a bit of fun ...but you did put yourself in the middle of it when you suggested you could buy a fully assembled, fully balanced Seplos 280L with 16*EVE grade A cells @280Ah for less than £2000 from 'someone' in Scotland....
But, for me it's time to move on and try and get my battery heater project up and running before the cold snap hits ( but compared to what some of our 'over the pond' colleagues experience, it's prob like summer lol)