Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[murmeister]

I hate to be insensitive but your daughter’s a pig .

pole pig - Everything2.com

Common industry term for those large power transformers on utility poles. They are so named because they reside on poles and because they are large and ...

everything2.com

I wouldn't touch that comment with a 20' pole!

 

[wattmatters]

The jokes here have taken a step down.

 

[Rednecktek]

Can we please take this Absurd Commentary and have some Decent Conversation?

 

[sunshine_eggo]

Can we please take this Absurd Commentary and have some Decent Conversation?

I see what you did there... converted the convo....

 

[Supervstech]

Can we please take this Absurd Commentary and have some Decent Conversation?

It is good to see these puns are winding down

 

[Delmar]

I saw your induction into the pun Hall of Fame

 

[justgary]

Can we please take this Absurd Commentary and have some Decent Conversation?

Only if somebody can rectify the commentary first.

 

[justgary]

I see what you did there... converted the convo....

Didn't you mean, "AC what you did there?"

 

[murmeister]

I'm currently trying to formulate a punny reply.

 

[HRTKD]

 

[Delmar]

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Spoiler

Nothing, they fast.

 

[Supervstech]

Why did the marathoner give up racing?

Spoiler

it gave him the runs.

[/QUOTE]

 

[Supervstech]

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Oh come on...

Spoiler

fast food.

 

[wattmatters]

After runners eat, they fartlek.

 

[Tulex]

It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the bar, but an hour to walk home.

The difference is staggering.

 

[Delmar]

It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the bar, but an hour to walk home. The difference is staggering.

see #276

When I have a hard time remembering stuff I go out for a run. Figured it would jog my memory.

 

[Delmar]

My bartender girlfriend broke up with me. I hope she gives me another shot.

 

[Supervstech]

I guess she was moving and shaking

 

[Supervstech]

Dont stirr up too much fuss

 

[Supervstech]

Till then, stay frosty

 

[Supervstech]

If not, are ya going to be thirsty?

 

[Supervstech]

So... did that make her a cocktail?

 

[Danke]

My bartender girlfriend broke up with me. I hope she gives me another shot.

This bar?

 

[justgary]

My guess is she didn't have enough spirit. Or maybe not enough garnish. Heck, maybe you are just old fashioned!

 

[justgary]

Maybe she is too cosmopolitan. Or dumped you for Rob Roy. I'm sure this story has a twist!