Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Supervstech]

Where do you take the patient who was injured in a peekaboo accident?



…

The I.C.U.

 

[Tulex]

Where do you take the patient who was injured in a peekaboo accident?



…

The I.C.U.

Reminds me of that joke, did you hear about them dedicating the hospital wing to Picabo Street (Olympic Skier)?
Picabo ICU

 

[murmeister]

I have 18 solar panels. I divided them into two teams for a competition. I call it the:

Spoiler: Major League Competition Title

Parallel Series

 

[HRTKD]

I have 18 solar panels. I divided them into two teams for a competition. I call it the:

Spoiler: Major League Competition Title

Parallel Series

Sounds like String Theory to me.

 

[Delmar]

A boy asked his father if he could explain a solar eclipse to him.

He replied, no son.

Thanks dad.

How did the father cut the boys hair?

Spoiler

Eclipse it

 

[Cmiller17363]

What's an owls favorite soft drink?

Spoiler

Hoot Beer

 

[Supervstech]

A string theorist is kissing his secretary when his wife walks in. She storms away, and he jumps up saying, WAIT! I can explain everything.

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

Roses are red, roses are blue. It all depends on velocity, relative to you.

no... just no.. the doppler effect is not a plaything.

 

[Daddy Tanuki]

There are only 10 types of DIY Solar engineer...

Spoiler

Those that understand binary... and those that don't

NO.. I award you no points... You are not a dad so dad jokes are not your forte. well played.

 

[Hedges]

no... just no.. the doppler effect is not a plaything.

There was once a young man named Fisk
Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
That FitzGerald contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disk.

 

[Delmar]

How dads handle their sons...

 

[Alex500]

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? "Halloumi!"

 

[Tulex]

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? "Halloumi!"

I had to figure out how to say that before I could laugh......

 

[Supervstech]

I had to figure out how to say that before I could laugh......

I dont get it.
Hello me, is that a kind of cheese?

 

[Delmar]

I dont get it.
Hello me, is that a kind of cheese?

If you don't get it, it's nacho kind of a joke.

 

[timselectric]

I dont get it.
Hello me, is that a kind of cheese?

You're not alone. I don't get it either.

 

[Hedges]

Google is your friend.

Halloumi - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Supervstech]

If you don't get it, it's nacho kind of a joke.

Well, I’m an ‘murican, I don’t know nutting about them wild foreign cheeses…

 

[42OhmsPA]

Well, I’m an ‘murican, I don’t know nutting about them wild foreign cheeses…

Now that was cheesy. Some of them wild foreign cheeses would make America grate again.

Spoiler: Why isn't 'murican cheese considered real cheese?

cuz it's got not culture

 

[wattmatters]

I Camembert it any longer.