Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Recovering EE]

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Nope. That's just the way it should be done, if you want to trace wires. It makes future maintenance a snap.

In my EE days, I got to visit Ma Bell central offices (CO). Their phone line twisted pair routing was on a much larger scale, but was just as gorgeous.

In the photo, notice the staple offset at the top, so the wires can pack closer together. That's art.

Those tradespeople really took pride in their work...

...and were paid by the hour.

 

[HRTKD]

 

[wattmatters]

Know what the problem with Russian dolls is?

Spoiler

They're so full of themselves.

 

[Hog On Ice]

If a blind couple has a baby ,who is going to watch it ?

 

[MrSparkle]

This whole thread is just one big pan-o-rama, you all should be punished!

 

[JBoffgrid2022]

What did the Indian say to the other Indian during the Boston Tea Party?
"That's Salada Tea"

What is a foots favorite snack?
"Dori-Toes"

How do find Will Smith in a snow storm?
"Look for the Fresh-Prints"

 

[Hog On Ice]

How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candlelit dinner , or , just regular dinner ?

 

[Delmar]

What did the Indian say to the other Indian during the Boston Tea Party?
"That's Salada Tea"

This one took me a while. Had to say it out loud.

 

[JBoffgrid2022]

I know this is not a dad joke but I can't resist.....

One day in the middle of the woods a wood pecker happens upon two trees that are in a heated argument. When asked what they were fighting about, the trees explain that they were arguing about a small sapling that was growing between them. The older birch tree thought that it was a birch, the younger maple tree thought it was a maple. Before the trees started to argue again, the wood pecker said: "Enough! I will go and find out myself what this little sapling is so we can get some peace and quiet in this forest!" After a few minutes, the woodpecker flys back up on a limb and tells them the news. He continues: "Well the bad news is, it is not a birch, and it is not a maple. The good news is that little sapling down there is the finest little piece of ash I have ever sunk my pecker in."

 

[Recovering EE]

I know this is not a dad joke but I can't resist.....

One day in the middle of the woods a wood pecker happens upon two trees that are in a heated argument. When asked what they were fighting about, the trees explain that they were arguing about a small sapling that was growing between them. The older birch tree thought that it was a birch, the younger maple tree thought it was a maple. Before the trees started to argue again, the wood pecker said: "Enough! I will go and find out myself what this little sapling is so we can get some peace and quiet in this forest!" After a few minutes, the woodpecker flys back up on a limb and tells them the news. He continues: "Well the bad news is, it is not a birch, and it is not a maple. The good news is that little sapling down there is the finest little piece of ash I have ever sunk my pecker in."

Yikes!

See post #777...

 

[JBoffgrid2022]

I"ll remove if its too far... Sorry folks

 

[sunshine_eggo]

I"ll remove if its too far... Sorry folks

don't you dare.

 

[Delmar]

A woodpecker with a sore beak walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

 

[JBoffgrid2022]

A woodpecker with a sore beak walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

A nun walks into a bar and falls down bleeding

Just think about it....you'll get it

 

[Recovering EE]

A giraffe walks into a drinking establishment and yells...

"Belly up to the bar boys...the highballs are on me."

(If #784 is stayin', I'm jus' sayin'.)

 

[Hog On Ice]

A skeleton walks into a bar .
He orders a beer and a mop .

 

[wattmatters]

The advantages of origami are twofold.

 

[wattmatters]

Velcro is such a rip off.

 

[Hog On Ice]

What do you do with a dead chemist ?
Barium .

 

[JBoffgrid2022]

How about a few Star Trek Jokes??

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three.....
His left ear, his right ear, and his final front-ear

What does the USS Enterprises and toilet paper have in common?
They both circle Uranus removing Klingons

Sorry.... I have to at this point

 

[Hog On Ice]

 

[JBoffgrid2022]

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Yaaasssssssss

 

[Supervstech]

Sign on wall at meeting of assumptions anonymous.

“I think we all know why we are here”

 

[Supervstech]

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.

 

[Supervstech]

Despite the high cost of living it remains popular.