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Solar Wizard
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She kept running away from the ball.
If you get diarrhea drink Michelob.Stepping things up for Father's day...
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system.
The police interrogated why they only stole impressionist paintings. Would not go into detail.An art thief broke into the Louvre. Through careful studying of the building plans and months of meticulous planning, he was able to evade all the security and stole several priceless paintings. He then loaded the paintings into his van parked nearby. Just as he was about to leave, he heard the alarm go off in the building. Without a moment's hesitation, he kicked the van into high gear and sped away. However, his van ran out of gas less than 5 minutes later, and he was caught and arrested by the police. "I don't understand", Said the police officer. "How could you plan all that so carefully, yet forget to fill up your gas tank?" To which the thief replied: "But monsieur! Zat is exactly why I stole ze paintings! I had no Monet, to buy Degas, to make ze Van Gogh!"
Sounds scary. Did your life slightly flashed before your eyes?The batteries on my flashlight ran out. I was delighted