I grew up in the north of England , we've got our own dialect loads of good phrases
Two penth o God help me - surprised/almost annoyed
Cheap as chips - cheap !
Nooks and crannys - bits and bobs/hard to reach areas
go the foot of our stairs - surprised
Take a long walk of a short pier - kill yourself
Ay up the - hello
Cack-handed - left handed, bad grip
Flummoxed - Confused
I could eat oven door if it were buttered - hungry
Eeh by gum - Gosh
Mardy - angry , grumpy
Nesh - insult, sensitive/delicate
Buggerlugs - term of endearment
C'unt - couldn't
Arseend - arse end of no where / middle of nowhere
Lamp - punch
Arse over tit - fall over
And a personal favourite, bonus points to anyone that can translate:
' The thy the sen n' see how thy likes it '