Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

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42OhmsPA

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• Feb 4, 2024

• #521

My brother got a puppy.

 

Delmar

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• Feb 5, 2024

• #522

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself…well, this changes everything

 

svetz

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• Mar 3, 2024

• #523

Breaking news: Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

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Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

Ever wonder how to organize a space party?

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You planet.

 

HRTKD

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• Mar 4, 2024

• #524

 

HRTKD

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #525

 

Rednecktek

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #526

We really need a ::GROAN:: emoji for threads like this.

 

Supervstech

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #527

Rednecktek said:

We really need a ::GROAN:: emoji for threads like this.

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HRTKD

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #528

Rednecktek said:

We really need a ::GROAN:: emoji for threads like this.

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littleharbor2

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #529

Take your pick

Imported Smilies

 

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littleharbor2

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #530

Generic Smilies

 

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AmpD

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #531

2 people walk into a bar. Don't you think the 3rd one should duck? duh dun cha!!

 

sunshine_eggo

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #532

Roses are red, roses are blue. It all depends on velocity, relative to you.

 

sunshine_eggo

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #533

I just have 2, maybe 3 good motown puns left in me. Four Tops.

 

sunshine_eggo

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #534

 

Delmar

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• Mar 5, 2024

• #535

Rednecktek said:

We really need a ::GROAN:: emoji for threads like this.

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Delmar

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• Mar 7, 2024

• #536

Wonder if his name was Raoul (boomer reference). I can still hear the "ping".

 

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Danke

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• Mar 7, 2024

• #537

 

Delmar

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• Mar 10, 2024

• #538

what does Beethoven do in his grave

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he decomposes

 

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JoeHam

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• Mar 10, 2024

• #539

Delmar said:

what does Beethoven do in his grave

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he decomposes

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Are you sure that’s the correct answer ?

Chuck Berry says otherwise.

 

sunshine_eggo

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• Mar 11, 2024

• #540

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