Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Delmar]

We have compiled quite the dadabase of jokes.

 

[Montymc1]

I was kidnapped by a gang of mimes.

They threatened to do unspeakable things.

 

[HRTKD]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

Spoiler

When it becomes apparent.

 

[Supervstech]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

Spoiler

When it becomes apparent.

Aww come on, are we recycling them now¿

 

[HRTKD]

Aww come on, are we recycling them now¿

Hey, it's appropriate for the day.

 

[Supervstech]

Going back through… looks like that one is on its third post, maybe more! Musta had more kids!

My younger brother just wished me a happy Father’s Day, I returned the sentiment, then said…


And happy grandfathers day to you as well! He’s he baby in the family, and he has the first, and next month, the second grandchild!

 

[svetz]

What did the dutiful son say to his DIYer of a father on father's day?

Spoiler

Happy Father's day!

I had a joke on recycling....

Spoiler

But it had already been used!

 

[Supervstech]

Someone tried explaining electricity to me…


Finally… I’m,


Like Watt…

 

[wiseacre]

 

[HRTKD]

Don't trust acupuncturists.

Spoiler

They're backstabbers.

 

[Nobodybusiness]

I have two dogs , I called one ,Bono and one Edge , so when I call them I shout "hey U2 come here "

Need a Groan emoji for that one. ?

 

[Supervstech]

Need a Groan emoji for that one. ?

I mean… all dad jokes are full groan… no?

 

[littleharbor2]

What do you call a guy hanging on the living room wall? Art
What do you call him if he's your dad? Pop Art.

 

[ArtieKendall]

Don't trust acupuncturists.

Spoiler

They're backstabbers.

I went to an acupuncturist, and when I got home, my voodoo doll was dead.

 

[JJJJ]

mean… all dad jokes are full groan… no?

Don’t forget the obligatory eye roll

 

[BoloMKXXVIII]

What do you call a guy hanging on the living room wall? Art
What do you call him if he's your dad? Pop Art.

If he is at your front door? Mat

 

[OzSolar]

Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees?

Spoiler

Becuse they are so good at it.

 

[littleharbor2]

If he is at your front door? Mat

In your hot tub... Stu.
Him and his brother hanging by the window.....Curt n' Rod.
Out in the lake....Bob

 

[Delmar]

What do you call a guy hanging on the living room wall? Art

Don't forget his one-legged wife Eileen

 

[littleharbor2]

Don't forget his one-legged wife Eileen

And their hot friends on the grill Frank and Patty.