Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[BoloMKXXVIII]

In your hot tub... Stu.
Him and his brother hanging by the window.....Curt n' Rod.
Out in the lake....Bob

In a pile of leaves...Rustle

 

[SeaGal]

In a pile of leaves...Rustle

If he lives underground... Warren

 

[wattmatters]

A miner? Doug.

 

[HRTKD]

In order to make your own holy water...

Spoiler

You must first boil the hell out of it

 

[svetz]

An explicit person: Frank.

 

[wiseacre]

An explicit person: Frank.

Speaking of Frank
I had a client that insisted he could make a better deal on plants than I could.
We first went to the nursery I prefered and the sales rep kept saying, "let me be Frank with you"
We left and spent the day visiting upteen different places.
Finding nothing better than my prefered nursery I said we should go back and see "Frank"
First time I ever heard that client laugh

 

[littleharbor2]

Someone you owe money to....Bill

 

[littleharbor2]

A guy who's always hanging around?.... Chad

 

[Supervstech]

That really sneaky friend?

Sly

 

[Supervstech]

That really muscular dad? Jim

 

[sunshine_eggo]

That really muscular dad? Jim

Side note: In this spirit, I actually know a guy named Jim Bagge.

 

[HRTKD]

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying in the road?

Spoiler

Otto

 

[EastTexCowboy]

Side note: In this spirit, I actually know a guy named Jim Bagge.

I'm guessing someone who worked out a lot would be Jim Ratt?

 

[littleharbor2]

True story.... I knew a woman when I lived on Catalina Island who's name is Nita Dick. And that's not short for Anita. Her given name is Nita.

 

[Tulex]

True story.... I knew a woman when I lived on Catalina Island who's name is Nita Dick. And that's not short for Anita. Her given name is Nita.

You'd have to be a real Dick to name your daughter that.

 

[littleharbor2]

You'd have to be a real Dick to name your daughter that.

True that. She didn't marry into that name either.

 

[Supervstech]

You'd have to be a real Dick to name your daughter that.

I mean… the parents would be actual dicks…

 

[Supervstech]

True story.... I knew a woman when I lived on Catalina Island who's name is Nita Dick. And that's not short for Anita. Her given name is Nita.

That either sounds like a VERY monogamist woman, or a transgender one…

 

[littleharbor2]

That either sounds like a VERY monogamist woman, or a transgender one…

You mean like she wanted to be a guy? ?

 

[Supervstech]

You mean like she wanted to be a guy? ?

Yes, I have a trans son, I don’t understand it, but I support and love him.