Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[timselectric]

I dont get it.
Hello me, is that a kind of cheese?

You're not alone. I don't get it either.

 

[Hedges]

Google is your friend.

Halloumi - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Supervstech]

If you don't get it, it's nacho kind of a joke.

Well, I’m an ‘murican, I don’t know nutting about them wild foreign cheeses…

 

[42OhmsPA]

Well, I’m an ‘murican, I don’t know nutting about them wild foreign cheeses…

Now that was cheesy. Some of them wild foreign cheeses would make America grate again.

Spoiler: Why isn't 'murican cheese considered real cheese?

cuz it's got not culture

 

[wattmatters]

I Camembert it any longer.

 

[Supervstech]

All I know about cheese is ya say it to smile for a camera, and ya Edam and they’re Gouda.

 

[svetz]

This is getting cheesy....

 

[SeaGal]

You have to tell these cheese jokes very Caerphilly.

Spoiler

Caerphilly cheese - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Delmar]

Total Eclipse

 

[Supervstech]

Total Eclipse

Id say thats only about 25% totality...

 

[svetz]

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

Spoiler

They say he made a mint!

 

[wiseacre]

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

Spoiler

They say he made a mint!

He did indeed

just another roadside attraction about 30 miles from home
St. Lawrence County, NY

Life Savers owes its success to a native of Gouverneur, Edward John Noble, who made his fortune as an owner of the Life Savers Candy Company. The giant roll of Life Savers once stood at the Life Savers factory located in Port Chester, NY and was given to Gouverneur after the factory closed. It was erected in its current spot in 1987.

 

[HRTKD]

 

[sunshine_eggo]

 

[Tulex]

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Don't think that would last very long, will be toast before you know it.

 

[45North]

You have to tell these cheese jokes very Caerphilly.

Spoiler

Caerphilly cheese - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Thanks for the link, SG.
I've never heard of this cheese, even though I've visited Wales.

 

[Supervstech]

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The plus side is it will land butter side up.

 

[JJJJ]

The probability of the buttered side landing face down is directly proportional to the expense of the carpet “Jennings Postulate”

 

[Delmar]

That suitcase must have cost a lot of dough.

 

[Tulex]

That suitcase must have cost a lot of dough.

Yeah, but if you knead one, what can you do?

 

[HRTKD]

Not as good as the Star Trek meme...

 

[JoeHam]

Yeah, but if you knead one, what can you do?

If you’re a delicate flour you couldn’t handle a suitcase that big anyway.

 

[sunshine_eggo]

I am more pleased by the punny responses than my post!

 

[HRTKD]

If you’re a delicate flour you couldn’t handle a suitcase that big anyway.

I'm sure it was made with Rising Flour.

 

[Supervstech]

That suitcase isnt better than sliced bread...