Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

[Hedges]

Or did you mean to write, "How do you keep a solar DIYer in suspense?"

 

[FilterGuy]

Or did you mean to write, "How do you keep a solar DIYer in suspense?"

For some reason, my spoiler did not post. I will try to fix it.

I can't seem to get the spoiler to work..... weird.

 

[WYtreasure]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Spoiler: Answer

Aye Matey (yeah, took me a bit to get too)

I finally got it.

 

[WYtreasure]

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

One is my sister and one is my brother.

On a side note:
Your spoiler showed up when I quoted you but I deleted it for you. I'm here to help!

 

[Ben2022]

Why can’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Spoiler: Answer

Because the P is silent!

How do you know which baby chicks are on sale?

Spoiler: Answer

They are the ones that say “Cheap Cheap”

 

[sunshine_eggo]

For some reason, my spoiler did not post. I will try to fix it.

I can't seem to get the spoiler to work..... weird.

Next time, highlight the text you want to spoil and hit the spoiler button. The structure is different, and it works.

 

[DerpsyDoodler]

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?

Spoiler

Ehh, just skip it.

 

[wattmatters]

Next time, highlight the text you want to spoil and hit the spoiler button. The structure is different, and it works.

I don't get it.

Spoiler

 

[svetz]

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why?

Spoiler

Inflation.

 

[gramos100]

I got two new dogs named Timex and Rolex.

Spoiler

They are watch dogs

I have two dogs , I called one ,Bono and one Edge , so when I call them I shout "hey U2 come here "

 

[gillsimo]

Breakfast meeting in the Oval Office....pretty young waitress waiting to take orders.
Kamala....just some pancakes & maple please honey.
Joe...Errr, ummm....howz about a nice quicky sweetheart?
Embarrassed waitress looks to Kamala....confused Kamala looks at the menu.
Leans towards the President....I think you'll find that's pronounced quiche Joe.

 

[WYtreasure]

Breakfast meeting in the Oval Office....pretty young waitress waiting to take orders.
Kamala....just some pancakes & maple please honey.
Joe...Errr, ummm....howz about a nice quicky sweetheart?
Embarrassed waitress looks to Kamala....confused Kamala looks at the menu.
Leans towards the President....I think you'll find that's pronounced quiche Joe.

Ya got a weener there Gill.

 

[svetz]

My eldest wanted to know why I wouldn't lend him any of my tools, but I let his younger brother, the prodigal son, borrow whatever equipment he wants.

Spoiler

Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...

 

[Delmar]

Not necessarily a Dad joke but regardless made me smile.

 

[Supervstech]

A man goes to a therapist and tells of his dream he had.

He dreamed he was a wigwam.

What does it mean? He asks.

The therapist tells him to go home see him next week and see what his dream reveals.

The next week he returns and tells the therapist this time he dreamed he was a teepee.

What does it mean? Again he asks…

The therapist explains it is simple…

Spoiler: Answer

You are two tents

 

[Delmar]

Why can’t you send a duck to space?

Because the bill would be astronomical!

 

[sparrowhawk]

What do you put on an injured pig?

Oinkment

 

[sparrowhawk]

What did they call Batman & Robin after they were run over by a steamroller?

Flatman & Ribbon.

 

[WoodsieLord]

I found (totally stole) this one:

 

[Supervstech]

I found (totally stole) this one:
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