Delmar
Solar Addict
How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It takes two very tiny people, to screw, in a lightbulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)
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And of course, whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
Warning... crass humor...
Warning... crass humor...
you can unscrew a lightbulb...
Or, a very large lightbulb…
wiseacre
Solar Addict
Can you?
Really?
Think about it
Really?
Think about it
Forget these four words
Delmar
Solar Addict
Rednecktek
Solar Wizard
I'm posting that on the shop door on my next boat.
ezwryder
New Member
My dad told me this at the dinner table one evening.
Son, do you know how to catch a polar bear?
No dad, how do you catch a polar bear?
Well, you go to the North Pole and you cut a hole in the ice. Then you spread peas around the hole.
When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
My mom was not amused. I thought it was hilarious.
Son, do you know how to catch a polar bear?
No dad, how do you catch a polar bear?
Well, you go to the North Pole and you cut a hole in the ice. Then you spread peas around the hole.
When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
My mom was not amused. I thought it was hilarious.
murmeister
New Member
I'm working on the formula for a transparent cow...
First, you start with an invisi-bull.
Delmar
Solar Addict
I know I’ve herd that cow joke before, feels like deja-moo.
wattmatters
Solar Wizard
My beef is people milking a joke for all it's worth.
murmeister
New Member
At a gathering, how can you tell which person is a Solar DIY'er?
(If you don't think this is true, see what your spouse says)
Don't worry, within 30 seconds, they'll tell you!
(If you don't think this is true, see what your spouse says)
Here's yer sign...
I would think it is the esc key...
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