Rocksnsalt
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I got a neutron at a garage sale, and didn’t spend a dime.
It was free of charge. ?
It was free of charge. ?
Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)
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Rocksnsalt
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How do you recognize a hyperbole joke?
it will be the best one you ever heard.
What
it will be the best one you ever heard.
What
Rocksnsalt
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Why did the Scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
MrNatural22
?SW sunshine =⚡️⚡️lit up thru the darkness✌️
MrNatural22
?SW sunshine =⚡️⚡️lit up thru the darkness✌️
OffGridInTheCity
Solar Wizard
How do you drop an egg onto concrete without breaking it?
Any way you want. Concrete is hard to break. ??
Rocksnsalt
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My friends think I make too many graphs...
But I know where to draw the line!
? ?
But I know where to draw the line!
? ?Rocksnsalt
Solar Enthusiast
I taught a wolf to meditate,
Now he’s aware wolf
Now he’s aware wolf
Rocksnsalt
Solar Enthusiast
My friend hired a handyman who said he could do odd jobs.
He did every other item on her list.
He did every other item on her list.
Rocksnsalt
Solar Enthusiast
Why were Time and Space invited to the family reunion?
They’re both relative.
They’re both relative.
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Delmar
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But they can run a lab test.
svetz
Works in theory! Practice? That's something else
They're not alone! Mice can run a lab test, and cats can chase mice ... so cats can too ... say, who moved the cheese? ; -)
Delmar
Solar Addict
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
Shouldn't the capital of Hungary be starving ?
Or maybe Famished?
Or maybe Famished?
wattmatters
Solar Wizard
It was established by a FEDeration of tribes in the 800s.
Maybe it had a sister country thirsty?
Got an email explaining how to read maps backwards....
I think it's a spam.
curiouscarbon
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