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Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)

My guess is she didn't have enough spirit. Or maybe not enough garnish. Heck, maybe you are just old fashioned!
Maybe she is too cosmopolitan. Or dumped you for Rob Roy. I'm sure this story has a twist!
I got a job as a diesel fitter at a ladies lingerie store. Whenever a guy came in looking for something as a gift, I would first ask for her size.

When I found the perfect item for her I would loudly announce:
diesel fitter!
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A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding. "What have you been eating?", the dentists asked the man.

"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now."

"That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?"

"It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."